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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Wanna Laugh?

Okay, so this guy's name is Ted Pillman, and I can't figure out who he really is. I thoroughly researched him via the interwebs, and came back with nothing. When I found this video I watched it and couldn't get the damn lyrics to this and his other song "Big Titted Bitch" out of my head for months. From the evidence shown in his videos, the guy lives in LA, and has an obsession with bodily functions and misogony. Whatta combo, eh? During my research I found out that a Ted Pillman had died in the Los Angeles right around the time of my searching his name and I got kind of bummed, but I later found out that it wasn't the same guy as he continued to make stupid fart vids and replied to my Youtube comments. I do think the filth on his face and the rags the guy wears are a costume, but the filth in this dude's crib is REAL, as proven by the cockroach scurrying on the wall behind him.

I don't know why, but this video has always cracked me up. It was supposedly a big deal when it came out because of the whole new "morphing" trick, that was later improved and featured in Michael Jackson's "Black or White" video. I always totally lose it on the one at 1:29, and of course when it gets all seriously high pitched at the end and they're just screaming "CRYYYYYY!!!".

"How can I be sure you're not pretender?" LOL...Broken English is always hilarious when it's supposed to be all serious-like. After the first time I saw this, I continued to watch it and the song actually kind of grew on me to where I kind of actually liked it. Well, after all, I AM an ABBA fan...

I had to do it. She's so serious! This bitch actually thinks someone was gonna take her seriously when she made this. You know she's singin about a lady, too. She has to be. She paid for all of the production of her videos thinking that some major label was going to pick her up. Ah! It's knee slapping awfulness.


  1. Hahahaha! I am an instant convert. My dump taking ritual will never be the same. My day is now complete, I dips me lid to you.

  2. I still laugh...and I find myself humming all of these tunes in very inappropriate times...