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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

This is kind of gross...

I compulsively masturbate.

I have some days when I will do it, like, 15-20 times.

It's really kind of disgusting.

I wonder if it makes me smell like girl jizz.

I wondered this because I know guys that comulsively masturbate smell like cum sometimes. I can point out a male that jerks off a lot in a store if I've had the chance to be close enough to them to smell them (from walking past them or whatever).

This kind of made me wonder, are those of us who do this some kind of sexual narcissists? People who are obsessed with touching none other than themselves? hmmm...

3 comments:

  1. I could start off with a 'Wow', but will leave that to others.
    I don't think you would fall into the 'narcissist' camp there. Maybe you just like it. I will let you in on a secret though. Sshhh.
    When I was going out with my last girlfriend I found that I was bashing my bishop more than I was having sex with her.
    I wondered why after a while and then it came to me as such. She was just not interested in sex that much, which I took as not being interested in the relationship, which she wasn't.
    Call me shallow, slap my ass and call me Nancy but I figured that if the fucking wasn't there, neither was the love, so the union between us was split.
    15-20 times?? What I would give to have a woman's sexual drive sometimes.
    I wouldn't be too worried about it. As I said, it's something that gives us pleasure, so why deny it?

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  2. I'm in the same boat. I don't touch myself 15 to 20 times a day, but I do enjoy masturbating & sex and I try to have as much of it as possible within the day. I don't know why, but I get wet all the time without having to do anything. It'll happen at work a couple of times throughout my shift and I'll just have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom and take care of it. I don't know if that's because I'm 21 and in the sexual prime of my life? Or I just get horny real easily? Either way, good for us :D

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  3. They say that women don't hit their prime til they're, I think, like, in their 40s. I have an overacrtive vagina that gushes all the time, too. It sucks because I hate wearing underwear and I end up leaving snail trails on the furniture in my house when I wear dresses.

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